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"The Sheath Cleaning" Song!
I found this and think it's hysterical!
The Sheath Cleaning Song
Author Unknown
(Sing it to the tune of "Hello Mother, Hello Father" from camp song)
How's it hangin'?
So much cleaner.
Aren't you glad I
washed your wiener?
I'll admit it's
kinda creepy
that I had to stick my arm up in your pee-pee.
It was sticky.
It was gunky.
It felt icky.
It smelled funky.
It was cruddy,
it was crusty--
when you stuck it out, it creaked like it was rusty.
After half an
hour of toilin'
and of squirtin'
baby oil in,
you're as fresh there
as a daisy.
Either this means I love you or else I'm crazy!!!
The Sheath Cleaning Song
Author Unknown
(Sing it to the tune of "Hello Mother, Hello Father" from camp song)
How's it hangin'?
So much cleaner.
Aren't you glad I
washed your wiener?
I'll admit it's
kinda creepy
that I had to stick my arm up in your pee-pee.
It was sticky.
It was gunky.
It felt icky.
It smelled funky.
It was cruddy,
it was crusty--
when you stuck it out, it creaked like it was rusty.
After half an
hour of toilin'
and of squirtin'
baby oil in,
you're as fresh there
as a daisy.
Either this means I love you or else I'm crazy!!!
Tags: equestrian forum, equine forum, funny, funny horse, horse forum, humor, rider humor, sheath cleaning, sheath cleaning song
Replies to This Discussion
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Permalink Reply by Alaina M. on -
Hahahaha I love it (the song, not so much the job, though I agree it's absolutely necessary)!! xD
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Permalink Reply by Nancy A. Kaiser on -
Very cute. Cleaned so many in 50+ years owning horses that I don't think twice...
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Permalink Reply by Nadia Cook-Grisewood on -
Best song ever!!!!...i have to use that one when cleaning satllions for collection
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Permalink Reply by Veronica Delagard on
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Wow!!! Wow!!! Wow!!! excellent.
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Permalink Reply by Shirley on -
Some people seem so grossed...just a part of the gelding nature. If they start getting smelly or your horse starts trying to rub his tail, it's time to check it out.
It is just part of the routine to me like cleaning their stinky feet....well, not as often!
I do wonder what happens in the natural world of horses? Does it ever become a problem and if not, why not?
The song is so cute.
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Permalink Reply by Veronica Delagard on
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Your totally right Shirley, what do they do without us in the wild?? They manage , so myself I have not touched it and really unless I see something that tells me it's time to I won't touch it. But the song is funny!!!
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