I found this and think it's hysterical!

The Sheath Cleaning Song
Author Unknown

(Sing it to the tune of "Hello Mother, Hello Father" from camp song)

How's it hangin'?
So much cleaner.
Aren't you glad I
washed your wiener?

I'll admit it's
kinda creepy
that I had to stick my arm up in your pee-pee.

It was sticky.
It was gunky.
It felt icky.
It smelled funky.

It was cruddy,
it was crusty--
when you stuck it out, it creaked like it was rusty.

After half an
hour of toilin'
and of squirtin'
baby oil in,
you're as fresh there
as a daisy.

Either this means I love you or else I'm crazy!!!

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hahahaha!! You know what's really scary? I don't think twice about just sticking my hand up there to clean, yet I am grossed out by public bathrooms!!
LMAO......I wish I had this song when at our Kids Camp we were cleaning sheaths. An exceptional teaching moment came when one of the ponies displayed discomfort in his genital area during class and would work for the child we decided to check him over, leading to a sheath cleaning which relieved his problem. At the time there were pictures being taken for the kids taking turns cleaning and as we were in the process I thought ".....if the parents see this, they will never let their kids come here again....". As it stands the parents were glad that the kids were learning all aspects of horsemanship and stable management.
I run a sheath cleaning business and hear this and other variations allot.. As long as it reminds people to clean their gelding's sheaths it is a good thing..

Hi - Well, I tried to clean my gelding. Don't think I did a very good job of it. Have been asking around for someone 'in the business'. Please, tell me you are in BC or know of someone who is?
I need help as I don't think the poor fellow has been done in a long time. I've only had him a few months.
You actually have a business cleaning sheaths for people???? I have now heard EVERYTHING!!!!!!! In South Africa, we have a saying : "Only in the US of A" - well, this time it's so spot on!!
That's a good one!
That is a gut buster! Someone needs to record that with music & audio and put it up.

Heres to all those who love horses enough to do the "nasty" and those to ashamed to admit they have had to do it.
Oh yes! All right now, who around here can sing?
ha, this is so funny, i've never heard of a song about sheath cleaning, but i'm soooo gonna print this and show it to my school's horse club :D
Hahaha..still funny (and true) as ever!
So funny, I had to pop it to the top of Discussions again. :)
Ha! Barbara that's funny!
This is hilarious!


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