Found this on Myspace and thought it was very clever, although a bit on the naughty side. ;)

Twenty-five things only a rider can say without sounding dirty...

1. He won't come into my hands

2, Theres nothing like having 17 hands between your legs

3. I'm gonna get off now..

4, He needs a good 20 min warm-up...

5. Relax your body... dont pinch with your knees... go with the motion... open up your hip...

6. When he gets excited he really foams up

7. Give him his head...

8. I rode him yesterday, but Gwen is gonna ride him today...

9. Go ride Tyler... you'll like him... he'll be good for you...

10. Push!!! squeez!!! Pull Hard!!!

11. Smack him if he refuses!

12. You want his hindquarters to be balanced and even with yours

13. You look so good on him...

14. He's too much for her, maybe you should get on...

15. Make sure you release

16. Don't lean forward unless you want him to go faster

17. Dont pump too much

18. Squeeze and Release... Give and Take...

19. "How was he today?"

20. Just point and go

21. Keep his head up

22. If he doesn't get ridden 5 days a week het gets cranky.

23. You need spurs//crop with him...

24. "How many have you done today?"

25. I just love riding the big ones!!

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Those are good. Love the naughty ones you can blame on riding horses. Gail.
Yep, got watch you what you say around "ordinary" folks.

Cheers
Too funny!!!

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