Okay this is not funny ,well i gues sit is just depends on your humor.


One day we was out in yard and we had some baby chicks,well i kept hearing one chirp,chirp,chirp...i look over at my husbands 15.3 Big Sorrel Gelding named Proof,and he is swinging the bitty in his mouth by the wing,nodding his head up and down.So i say PROOF,put that down,he looked at me kept on nodding hi head,chirp,chirp,chirp,going on all along.
So i start marching over to him,get to the gate and open it and l'm telling him the whole time put that down!!!! Smacking him on his neck,still he turns his head and slurps the bitty all the way in his mouth and RUNS from me! Well l chase after him,finally get him penned up by the fence,him having his butt to me,all i hear is a muffled chirp,chirp,chirp,well i see a little bitty leg,tell PROOF again PUT THAT DOWN.......well he ate the darn thing ,all i heard was crunch!!!!! OMG,i said to my husband your horse is going to fart feathers!!!!!! Poor bitty!!!! I guess even horses atleast his like chicken,there is PROOF of that!!!!

Don' t know how you could do that one,EAT MORE CHICKEN!

Have you had a nugget lately?...

sorry that's bad!