Dave Barry on horses: "You Take The Horse; I'll Gladly Take The Dog"



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RECENTLY a woman I know named Michelle came into the newspaper office with a big ugly wound on her upper arm. Realizing that she might be self-conscious about it, I said: "Michelle, what's that big ugly wound on your upper arm?" Sensitivity is the cornerstone of journalism.



It turned out that Michelle had been bitten by a… Continue