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Someone sent me an email that said...

If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Then this was added...

If the person is limping away from the horse....the person clearly needs to take another lesson.
If the person has one front leg in the air, the lesson did not transmit today and petting the barn cat does'nt look too bad.
If the person has both legs on the ground, is laughing and smiling ...they arent a complete moron but I bet the horse is laughing more!
Anyone have anymore to add....

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Comment by Nicola Barnes on July 9, 2010 at 12:09pm
Oh so funny!
How about this...
If the person is lying under the horse, he might want 2 reconsider and buy a vehicle before "repairing"!

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