Now Look YOU......the 24/7 field horse rant (for fun)

Just because there is a large puddle of murky water with sewage mud...does not mean you need to roll in it until you are a slopping mess...you are not a competitor for "The Ditch Pig of the Year Award!!..just saying

And when you find that burr bush...you can actually leave those frustrating, "stick to anything through tornado wind" seeds on the stalk...and not in your mane and tail...I like you without the dreadlock look...."K" thanks

Swamp cedars are not to be rubbed on to get a "colonge" smell or get rid of pesky flies.....hate to tell you...hugging you after you have been down there...is kinda like wrapping your arms around a skunk. ..n'uff said..

I would kindly appreciate you coming back with all shoes and halters too...they are not put on you as accessories to be taken off as a fad changes...and I am sick of looking for them!!

Where is your fly blanket????!!!!

I do not put fly masks on you and your herd buddies as "equipement" for the extreme sport of "flymask removal tag"...nor is that the purpose for the halter.

Wait...where is "your" flymask..you had it on this morning.....