"Horse Humor with a Female Twist!

Just emailed to me by a friend...

Four friends spend weeks planning their horse show/vacation. Two days before the group is supposed to leave, Betty's husband puts his foot down & tells her she isn't going - that he wants her to spend some "Quality Time" with him instead.

Betty's friends are very upset that she can't go - but with camper spots and stalls reserved and entry fees paid for, there's nothing to do but push on without her.

Two days later, the three friends get to the horse show - only to find Betty has already checked in, she's cruised around in the warm-up pen & has just hosed her horse off.

"Wow," they exclaimed, "how long have you been here - and how did you talk your husband into letting you go?" "I drove all night and got in early this morning," Betty said. "Yesterday I was sitting in my chair when my husband came up behind me & put his hands
over my eyes & said, "honey, tonight's your lucky night." I pulled his hands off & there he was wearing nothing but skin.

He took my hand & took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. On the bed, he had laid out handcuffs and ropes! He told me to tie & cuff him to the bed, and I did. And then he said, "do whatever you want." And here I am!!