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21. Appleloosa for sale.
20. Willingly piaffes & massages.
19. Bay 3-yr-old, lightly started, lounges well.
18. Cooked semen available.
17. Welsh filly, pretty head & eye. Just stared over fences.
16. 3-yr-old TB mare, recently startled under saddle.
15. Aged race gelding, has four clean kegs.
14. Rider must sell: horse going to college.
13. Gray pony, very athletic, broke to dive.
12. Small horse farm for sale, 33 acres, large fenced pastures plus three small haddocks.
11. Attractive gelding for Combined Training, ready to brake in the spring.
10. Aged Warmblood mare, no lices. Reasonably priced to good home.
9. Registered Hockey Club mare.
8. Super mover-gloats over the ground!
7. Always in the ribbons over fences & thunder saddle.
6. Select young stock for sale, top scores at insurrection.
5. 1899 filly offered for sale.
4. Oldenburg colt, will manure to 17 hands.
3. Young Hanoverian, started u/s, bumping over small courses.
2. Many sport horses for sale, all apes and sizes.
1. LFG-Live Floral Guarantee.
Hunter & Sport Horse Magazine
21. Appleloosa for sale.
20. Willingly piaffes & massages.
19. Bay 3-yr-old, lightly started, lounges well.
18. Cooked semen available.
17. Welsh filly, pretty head & eye. Just stared over fences.
16. 3-yr-old TB mare, recently startled under saddle.
15. Aged race gelding, has four clean kegs.
14. Rider must sell: horse going to college.
13. Gray pony, very athletic, broke to dive.
12. Small horse farm for sale, 33 acres, large fenced pastures plus three small haddocks.
11. Attractive gelding for Combined Training, ready to brake in the spring.
10. Aged Warmblood mare, no lices. Reasonably priced to good home.
9. Registered Hockey Club mare.
8. Super mover-gloats over the ground!
7. Always in the ribbons over fences & thunder saddle.
6. Select young stock for sale, top scores at insurrection.
5. 1899 filly offered for sale.
4. Oldenburg colt, will manure to 17 hands.
3. Young Hanoverian, started u/s, bumping over small courses.
2. Many sport horses for sale, all apes and sizes.
1. LFG-Live Floral Guarantee.
Hunter & Sport Horse Magazine
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Permalink Reply by Go Jasper on
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These are great, what a good laugh! I vote for #3 "Oldenburg colt, will manure to 17 hands." I have p/t jobs cleaning stalls so that one definitely got the biggest laugh - can't imagine what my day would be like to find a stall like that!!!
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Permalink Reply by Lee Kelly on
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LOL yep laughing away, I too like #4, I think that over his livetime that "Oldenburg colt will manure more than 17 hands." :)
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Permalink Reply by JOHN TRAN on
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I vote for #14- "rider must sell. Horse going to college" I guess rider is still in kindergarden!!! LMAO
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Permalink Reply by Jennifer Knapp on
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I like 1899 filly for sale...wow that horse has lived a good long life!
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Permalink Reply by Barbara Sky Horse on
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....*laughing* ....
These are Wonderful!!!
Thanks for the EXTRA Smile Today!!! ;-)
~ Barby
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Permalink Reply by lissa(l)beau on
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haha :D
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Permalink Reply by Fiona Hill on
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Brilliant! I like number 20 - imagine a horse that could give a massage!
Also like the Welsh filly staring over fences and the one that is a registered Hockey Club member!
Priceless. Thanks for sharing these!
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Permalink Reply by Sue Roebuck on
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I had a horse like # 17. Just stared over the fences. No jumping involved.
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I'm still laughing!! Made my day!!
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Permalink Reply by Marti Langley on
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I liked # 14. Smart horse, lol!
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